Remember the Windows 95 sweater from last year? A couple weeks ago I got a message from @Windows asking for my shirt size. Then a package came…

Yes, it is a Windows XP ugly Christmas sweater. I’ve already worn it to three holiday parties and ruined one set of family Christmas photos. The packaging is excellent. I love how the tissue paper around the sweater is an image of the Windows XP desktop.

Anyway, thanks Windows for making my year. Although I don’t have it in me to write a fake oral history of Windows XP. Well, not yet.