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Pro-ho-ho-fessional

Remember the Windows 95 sweater from last year? A couple weeks ago I got a message from @Windows asking for my shirt size. Then a package came…

Yes, it is a Windows XP ugly Christmas sweater. I’ve already worn it to three holiday parties and ruined one set of family Christmas photos. The packaging is excellent. I love how the tissue paper around the sweater is an image of the Windows XP desktop.

Anyway, thanks Windows for making my year. Although I don’t have it in me to write a fake oral history of Windows XP. Well, not yet.

New video – LA Pizza Pizza LA

I’m in these fake commercials that Stephanie Streisand wrote and Joe Uhlarik directed for Sketch Cram. Note that the guy’s tattoo is the Chinese character for “and.” My two years of studying Mandarin finally paid off! Also, I had no idea the Seinfeld building was in Koreatown, but there it is.